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   Tiggerwoo   (VIP) | IMaS | 2003-03-06 16:53:02 Edit
 
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down!!"

 
   RedDog   (Moderator) | IMaS | 2003-03-06 18:15:29 Edit | Delete
 
lol

 
   rromanov | IMaS | 2003-03-06 20:45:39 Edit | Delete
 
Two blondes get stuck in an elevator - one starts yelling "Help us! Help us! Someone, please help us!" The second one looks at her, and goes "maybe if we yell together, help will come sooner?" First one goes - "ok" and they both start yelling "TOGETHER! TOGETHER! TOGETHER!"

 
   CyberNGA | IMaS | 2007-07-10 14:45:54 Edit | Delete
 
Q: A blonde and a brunette fall from the top floor of a skyscraper, which one reaches the bottom first?

A: The brunette, since the blonde is sure to lose her way

 
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